January 2012
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I'm Carbonated Soft Drink Gaaaayyy
celsonimo:
I lyk it in deh butt :D
December 2011
(408): She gave such good road head it was turned... →
Jacket, Pocket.: keinenbock: Horny teenage boys,... →
keinenbock:
Horny teenage boys, that’s the stereotype. Horny teenage boys who masturbate into socks and get public erections and will do anything for a good lay. That’s acceptable.
But what about the ladies? What about us wanton, lustful ladies who’d pick a good shag over a fairytale…
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Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
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Past relationships
shortpinay405:
They help us experience what we wouldn’t like and what we would like to have in future relationships. Those experiences helps us decide what our ideal guy/girl should be and what we look for in a guy/girl. That’s why people say “learn from your relationships.” Don’t trash them like they were nothing, because you knew for a moment it meant everything to you.
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Yup. Definitely annoyed now.
No cell phone till after 4 pm tomorrow -.-...